SpaceBanana

Good crikey man! how long has it been? Long enough for my appearance to change quite significantly... long enough for me to have formed new and bizarre plans, which no doubt shall soon manifest themselves... long enough for me to have become unsuccessfully booze-free... long enough, indeed, for the heat death of the universe and our subsequent evaporation into subatomic particles... And apparently long enough for me to have undergone the full horror of REGULAR EMPLOYMENT! i.e.: Picture the scene, there I sit, upon my lofty pedestal (for my job consists of much sitting), watching small children and elderly gentlemen (for my job also consists

Well, ladies, gentlefolk, small clay models, omnipresent deities, falling pilchards, rich tea biscuits, Your Majesty *bows* As it may have come to your collective attentions, there has been a lack of any decent or "real" art on my page for quite some time. This is due to the sad fact that my creativity has left me, I suspect for another woman. She may have a beard. So don't hold your breath for any work from me. It may be a long time coming. And we'll let the gnomes in the walls have their say on that! I'll put up the odd (very odd) photo, and comment muchly on all your fine work... but no art for a while. Peace out - it's turtles all the

Did you know that there are exactly 4,143 specks of dirt on my ceiling?